Evil

Jesse and I...
are evil....

Hilarious...
but evil...

A few weeks ago, for science, our teacher had us enter a conservation poster/essay contest with the theme "Water is Life" (the advanced class had to do both). On the day these were due, Ashley's went missing. Of course she instantly thought that someone had "stolen" it. In reality, she had it laying on top of the lockers, so it probably just fell and got kicked around and thrown away. But no... Someone had "stolen" it...(who would want a "water is life" poster anyway?)... and they were going to turn it in as their own. (never mind the fact that her name was written on it in sharpie marker) So, she was terribly disappointed when her poster wasn't in the pile of finished projects, sporting the culprits name. And of course Mrs. Holder made her do it again.

For weeks we heard Ashley swear up and down that the poster had been stolen and that there was no way on God's green earth that she was doing it over. Then one day... I opened the locker next to mine by accident, going to empty my backpack in the morning. And there it was... The poster... In Zach's locker... I don't believe for a moment he took it.. Zach just isn't someone who would do that... If it had been almost anyone else I would believe it....(probably Ben or someone took it to set him up.. for some reason they seem to hate him) But that isn't the point.

This is where we are evil. Jesse was with me when I found it. We didn't even have to say anything. We were both thinking the exact same thing. Jesse and I have the Jedi-mind-power/Vulcan-mind-meld thing goin' on. So she ran to find an unused locker, while I grabbed the poster and ran to catch up. We hid the poster in the empty locker, until we could be sure that she had completed and turned in the 2nd.

Then we waited trying to be sure.

We were today. Because Ashley's class is so much closer to the cafeteria than ours (Not to mention we got out of class late) We knew we would have the hall to ourselves. Jesse stood guard while I found the empty locker and then stuffed it into her bottom locker where I knew she would find it when she put her lunch up. This was actually a pretty incredible feat, because some idiot Senior hit a transformer with a football while skipping class, and the whole school was dark. So we ran like lightning through the dark halls to lunch because by now we were very late. We walk into lunch trying to stop the evil laughs.

What makes us evil I think is more that we went through all this trouble just to see the look on her face when she found it (which was priceless by the way). That wemade sure she did the poster over, and also that we had so much fun doing it that Jesse suggested that next time we have a poster due, that we do it again.

Actually the most fun was probably sitting at the lunch table acting like nothing happened (Wendy said later that Jesse and I should go into acting). We really did a phenomenal job. She has no clue that we did it.

She thinks that "Some idiot stole my frikkin poster then stuffed it back in my frikkin locker!! Probably one of those idiots from Spanish!" And, yes, she likes to use the word "frikkin" a lot.

It was much funnier, and eviler than it sounds here.

Also what was pretty funny was her playing CSI stopping everyone in the hall to check their shoes to see if they matched the footprint on her poster.